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The Cowboys Are Strict Parents

27 Aug

Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant is going to be under lock and key. Bryant was arrested back in July for a Class A misdemeanor for assaulting his mother. Apparently there was an argument and he pushed her. She didn’t not need to go to the hospital but the police were still called. Although this was Bryant’s first arrest he previous had an altercation in a nightclub in Miami and was also banned from a mall for bad language and sagging pants. The Cowboys are taking no chances on him getting into the trouble again.

The 23-year old will be adhering to some new rules. Here is what he must do:

1. Attend weekly counseling sessions.

2. Have a full-time security detail. They will be with him all the time: practices, games, lunch with his grandma.

3. Cannot consume alcohol or go to strip clubs.

4. He has a 12am curfew every night.

So basically Bryant is like a 15-year old kid. But on the bright side at least the Cowboys care enough to give him rules. When Chad Johnson hit his wife the Miami Dolphins just sent him packing. And he does get a much bigger salary than the average teenager with a contract of $1.34 million yearly.

-M

 

An Eye for $20 Million

22 Jun

We can’t forget the blow-out that happened a little over a week ago at the New York City night club W.i.P. You remember the one where apparently Chris Brown and Drake got in a fight over Rihanna. Originally it the story was that Brown had sent a bottle to Drake with notion of, ‘Hey I screwed Rihanna and so did you.’ Then a fight broke out. People have contradicted that story since then and said it just happened over some saucy language. Regardless the club was popping that including other VIPs like Mary J. Blige, Fabolous, Spurs’ Tony Parker, and Knicks’ Iman Shumpert.

The fight broke out at 4:00am and even though Shumpert escaped Parker was left behind. Parker suffered damage to his corona. Now Parker is suing the club for $20 million. Parker is recovering fine by the way so does he really deserve $20 million for the inconvenience? Not only that but how did previously injured Shumpert make it out unharmed while Parker ended up in the middle of the fight. If I were Parker I’d hire a new security detail.

-M