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Petrino is Gone

11 Apr

Congrats to Arkansas for picking morals over football by firing coach Bobby Petrino. The last we heard they were conducting an investigation into Petrino’s “previous inappropriate” relationship with new hire Jessica Dorrell. Apparently it didn’t take very long for athletic director Jeff Long to discover that Petrino had hired his mistress and then lied about it. It turns out that Dorrell and Petrino had been seeing each other for awhile. They had to have been together for a long time for Petrino to give Dorrell a gift of $20,000. I wonder what excuse he gave to his wife for that one? Perhaps he said it was an engagement gift to Dorrell who was engaged to swim instructor Josh Morgan.

There is no official word on Dorrell and Morgan’s engagement but my suspicion is that it is over. I mean I think finding out your future wife is into not so attractive middle age men, has got to put a hamper on the relationship. Since it is pretty clear Petrino was already involved with Dorrell when he hired her, from a pool of 158 candidates, the school has cause to fire him. That means no money for Petrino. And man is he going to need money to pay future child support and alimony . . . unless his wife is very forgiving.

The real sad part of this story is that the Hogs were so close to a championship. The past two season the Hogs have had a 21-5 record. Let’s hope they can continue on without Petrino.


Sex, Lies, Motorcycles

6 Apr

The story of Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino has it all sex inappropriate relations with a woman employee half his age  that all comes to the surface after a motorcycle accident. Men in midlife crisis take note: If you are going to cheat do it in a safe vehicle like the family minivan. A minivan accident would have never garnered this much attention. Not to mention is much less likely that you will break four ribs and end up in neck brace.

Originally Petrino didn’t admit that anyone else was involved in the crash. They blamed Petrino’s concealing his companion on the bike as simply a result of the crash trauma. Oh yes how convent that he left out the detail that might get him fired. Finally he admitted that he was joy riding with a new hire 25-year-old Jessica Dorrell. In response Arkansas put Petrino on leave.  The story gets even better Dorrell is engaged to be married this June to hot swimmer. I’ve seen Petrino and he is no match in against 20 something swim instructor. I thought the whole bad boy motorcycle look stopped being cute over the age of 20. Something doesn’t add-up, either this girl really loves football or she really needed a job?