Tag Archives: funny

A Little Less Chaos for the Redskins

28 Aug

The Washington Redskins have released popular tight-end Chris Cooley or Captain Chaos. Cooley has been with the Redskins since he was drafted back in 2004. He has a popular blog called “The Cooley Zone.” The two-time Pro Bowler will be remember for his big personality and wild hair. The Redskins released Cooley because of a serious knee injured that kept him sidelined for most of 2011. It has been reported that he doesn’t want to play for anybody else. But because of his personality he primed for television.

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Vegas Vacation: Lochte + Prince Harry

23 Aug

I haven’t written about swimmer Ryan Lochte in a couple of days and it has left a hotness void in my life. I consider it my duty to web stalk him for women everywhere. Lochte has been taking some time off from swimming lately to enjoy the high life. He’s did a cameo on “90210,” visited the “Tonight Show,” peed in a pool with Joan Rivers, and finally partied in Las Vegas.

I really wish I had been in Vegas since everyone who anyone seemed to be there recently. While at a pool party in Vegas Lochte ran into none other than Prince Harry. I’m surprised they didn’t run into each other in London. To prove that he’s not afraid of urine in a pool Prince Harry challenged Lochte to friendly race. There is no word on who one but I’m guessing it was Lochte. The two then parted ways. Lochte mostly likely went off for a classic one-night stand with one of the millions of bikini girls that he’s been photographed with. Meanwhile Prince Harry proceeded to take those infamous naked pictures. On the “Today Show” Lochte said that he was happy he wasn’t invited to Prince Harry’s naked party. I guess being a part of a royal scandal was not on his to do list.

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How Magic Fans Feel About Losing Dwight

13 Aug

I think this video does the best job of describing the mixed emotions Orlando Magic fans are feeling now that Dwight Howard is going to the Los Angeles Lakers. Oh yeah and it’s hilarious.

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Shit NEVER Said During the Olympics

10 Aug

So funny. But as an American I really needed the subtitles.

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USA Basketball Destroys Argentina

6 Aug

Damn Argentina. That was dirty.
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Weyneth World

Up by just 1 point at halftime, the United States Men’s Basketball team used an early 9 point second half surge from LeBron James and then a spectacular third quarter shooting display from Kevin Durant (who scored 17 of his 28 points in the third quarter, including a couple shots from Ireland) to help crush Argentina 126-97. Team USA outscored the South Americans 42-17 in that third quarter, while Argentina reminded the USA that they are a soccer nation with all the flopping and dirty tactics that they used in today’s final group stage match.

Two nights ago the United States barely escaped a matchup with Lithuania, winning by just a 5 point margin at 99-94. Today’s game appeared to be headed towards a similar ending, that is until the USA turned up the intensity defensively and shot the lights out offensively. In that third quarter Kevin Durant matched the…

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Thank Goodness He’s Pretty

6 Aug

We can’t have it all brains and beauty. I think this video proves it. Well at least Ryan Lochte is still hot. Maybe he is smarter in person. . .

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Call Me Lochte . . . No Really Call Me

30 Jul

If anything can make Ryan Lochte laugh right now, it’s this video. I hope he takes it as motivation.

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Oh I’ll Definitely Call You

27 Jul

You should just watch this video for the short clip where Ryan Lochte blows a kiss to the camera. It was a beautiful moment. . .

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Grieving the Loss of Linsanity

20 Jul

While some New York Knicks fans could have cared less about Jeremy Lin there were others that have suffered. They have a void in their lives that can only be filled by yet another parody song of “Somebody I Used to Know.” Although I think this is a funny video it is no where near the level of “Kobe That I Used to Know.” Watch and enjoy!

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Luke Bryan apologizes for checking watch at All-Star Game while singing anthem

11 Jul

ha ha ha.
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