Sex, Lies, Motorcycles

6 Apr

The story of Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino has it all sex inappropriate relations with a woman employee half his age  that all comes to the surface after a motorcycle accident. Men in midlife crisis take note: If you are going to cheat do it in a safe vehicle like the family minivan. A minivan accident would have never garnered this much attention. Not to mention is much less likely that you will break four ribs and end up in neck brace.

Originally Petrino didn’t admit that anyone else was involved in the crash. They blamed Petrino’s concealing his companion on the bike as simply a result of the crash trauma. Oh yes how convent that he left out the detail that might get him fired. Finally he admitted that he was joy riding with a new hire 25-year-old Jessica Dorrell. In response Arkansas put Petrino on leave.  The story gets even better Dorrell is engaged to be married this June to hot swimmer. I’ve seen Petrino and he is no match in against 20 something swim instructor. I thought the whole bad boy motorcycle look stopped being cute over the age of 20. Something doesn’t add-up, either this girl really loves football or she really needed a job?




2 Responses to “Sex, Lies, Motorcycles”

  1. asshole April 11, 2012 at 10:18 am #

    Money makes the world go round. Morals be damned. Firing Petrino hurts the school more than it helps them. Woman, get off your high horse and make a sandwhich.

    • ice April 12, 2012 at 8:09 am #

      its all petrino fault, no selfdiscipline what about his family. he didn’t care about no one but him self.

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